Just a note
I’ve decided I’m going to attempt to eat clean—we’ll see how that goes
Also, I am developing an unhealthy love for How I Met Your Mother
FINISHED THE MILITARY DIET
And I am now 111 pounds. I have never been that light since freshman year of high school. I am jumping for joy. Not literally. I’m typing. But in my mind, I am definitely doing some hardcore jumping.
Now to not celebrate by eating the candy cane pie in the freezer. (BUT IT’S SO GOOD) (NO. NO IT’S NOT. VEGETABLES ARE GOOD.) (Oh okay.)
Right now I’m drinking my tea for the first time in two days and everything in me is breathing a sigh of relief.
I need to go work for a while now. Bai guys
I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking
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Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit.
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9pm: "I'm going to bed now."....
9pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
10pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
11pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
12am: “I’m going to bed now.”
1am: “I’m going to bed now.”
2am: “I’m going to bed now.”
3am: “FUCK.”
4am: “FUCK.”
5am: “OKAY.”Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
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when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
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